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Comic History of the United States

Bill Nye

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Comic History of the United States | Bill Nye

Comic History of the United States

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This text takes the reader on a comical journey from the time of the first European settlement through the Civil War. The author’s caustic wit is evident throughout the book in his numerous sarcastic and humorous remarks. The reader will enjoy a “different” type of history book based on facts, yet caustically embellished for entertainment purposes.

THE DISCOVERY OF NEW YORK.

The author will now refer to the discovery of the Hudson River and the town of New York via Fort Lee and the 125th Street Ferry.

New York was afterwards sold for twenty-four dollars,—the whole island. When I think of this I go into my family gallery, which I also use as a swear room, and tell those ancestors of mine what I think of them. Where were they when New York was sold for twenty-four dollars? Were they having their portraits painted by Landseer, or their deposition taken by Jeffreys, or having their Little Lord Fauntleroy clothes made?

Do not encourage them to believe that they will escape me in future years. Some of them died unregenerate, and are now, I am told, in a country where they may possibly be damned; and I will attend to the others personally.

Twenty-four dollars for New York! Why, my Croton-water tax on one house and lot with fifty feet four and one-fourth inches front is fifty-nine dollars and no questions asked. Why, you can't get a voter for that now.[Pg 73]

Henry—or Hendrik—Hudson was an English navigator, of whose birth and early history nothing is known definitely, hence his name is never mentioned in many of the best homes in New York.

In 1607 he made a voyage in search of the Northwest Passage. In one of his voyag

Don 06/10/2024
Enjoyed the book. The author was NOT the Science Guy.
Victoria 08/27/2021
So should of read the reviews and not have just selected it. Its NOT BILL NYE the science guy. Listening to the audio book is a female voice so i cant even pretend its Bill reading it which might of made it fun regardless. I don't like history know it exist but im out of school so i dont have an int
Stuart 05/31/2021
Difficult to read for me, mostly because it's so different than the history we were taught in school.
Ray 10/13/2017
Bill Nye's Comic History of the United States, published in 1894, is a funny little book. Nye is more droll than funny, his puns and word play are quaint. Bill Nye is a 19th century humorist who has several comic histories and books of commentary. Despite the age of his work and the changes is style
Anu 12/30/2015
Maybe I'm partial to Bill Nye, or maybe I find the lack of political correctness somewhat refreshing. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not! Controversial review to come!
Thom 02/22/2012
After reading the first few chapters of Comic History of the United States by Bill Nye I realized I was reading the words without really understanding (and appreciating) it. Not being one to read anything and not enjoying it (much less understanding it) I started again. In order to understand and ap
Linda 11/20/2011
I downloaded from LibrVox and listened to on child pick-up run today. Some funny commentaries on Queen Isabella, Columbus, Penn and Native Americans. Probably was funnier in its time. Volunteer read- she did a good job.

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