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The Coming of Bill

P. G. Wodehouse

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The Coming of Bill tells the story of Kirk Winfield, his marriage to Ruth, and their child called Bill. Bill's upbringing is threatened by the interference of Ruth's busybody writer aunt, Mrs Lora Delane Porter.
t figure of hers. She don't come to me regular, like Bailey and the old man, but do I know her? I should say I did know her."

Kirk shook his hand.

"You're all right, Steve!" he said huskily, and vanished into the bathroom. A sound as of a tropical deluge came from within.

Steve hammered upon the door. The downpour ceased.

"Say!" called Steve.

"Hello?"

"I don't want to discourage you, squire, but——"

The door opened and Kirk's head appeared.

"What's the matter?"

"Well, you heard what Bailey said?"

"About his father?"

"Sure. It goes."

Kirk came out into the gallery, towelling himself vigorously.

"Who is her father?" he asked, seating himself on the rail.

"He's a son of a gun," said Steve with emphasis. "As rich as John D. pretty nearly and about as chummy as a rattlesnake. Were you thinking of calling and asking him for a father's blessing?"

"Something of the sort, I suppose."

"Forget it! He'd give you the hook before you'd got through asking if you might call him daddy."

"You're comforting, Steve. They call you Little Sunbeam at home, don't they?"

"Hell!" said Steve warmly, "I'm not shooting this at you just to make you feel bad. I gotta reason. I want to make you see this ain't going to be no society walk-over, with the Four Hundred looking on from the pews and poppa signing cheques in the background. Say, did I ever tell you how I beat Kid Mitchell?"

"Does it apply to the case in hand?"

"Does it what to the which?"

"Had it any bearing on my painful position? I only ask, because that's what is interesting me most ju

Noam 07/01/2023
A very curious entry in the Wodehouse canon, being one of his only books with some major emotional vulnerability and a non-comical treatment of depression, marital alienation, and even death and suicide. Emotional abandonment and isolation, in favour of the-absurd-science-du-jour, are the key theme
Nancy 09/02/2022
4-1/2 stars. When I read a book that forces me to re-read sentences just for the pure enjoyment of the way they are worded I know I've found a gem. In fact, I would pause and read them out loud to my sister so we could both enjoy them.

Loved the language, the humor, the characters, the themes, and th
Spiros 03/15/2018
"There were a 'undred fifty of us, living in shoebox in middle of road!"
"Cardboard box?"
"Aye."
"You were lucky!"
- Four Yorkshiremen sketch from "At Last the 1948 Show"

I'm not quite sure what Plum was trying to do here: was he trying to write a serious novel of social commentary, was he perhaps workin

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